I am a social media expert. A job that did not exist when I attended a career counselling session in college. Facebook, twitter, instagram, pinterest, you name it, I’m on it. All the time, 24/7. Making contacts, networking, doing social listening, being the still centre and creating a media storm. All my posts go viral. All my sentences get shared. All my pictures get liked. This is my life, social media. My facebook friends’ list is the envy of many, my twitter followers grow by the hour. I live on Facebook, gregariously.